February 2012
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A poem
College is not what it used to be. People don’t go there to get educated. They go to have a nice career, so they can support their drunk spouse and five kids. Not everyone can be a CEO. You will always have the poor. You will always have opportunity. You will always have someone trying to take your money. College is only worth what you want out of it. If you keep striving to be the best, you’ll...
“You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re chicken, you’ve got...”
– Paul Varjak : Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via littlegreeneyes)
El Sol, La Luna: loveisfluid: flamingredlotus:... →
loveisfluid:
flamingredlotus:
Sluts are FUN! Sluts do whatever they want, whenever they want, and they don’t regret anything. Sluts dive as voraciously into sex as they do their other many passions. Sluts like their own bodies, and other people’s too. Sluts are enthusiastic! Sluts…
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When girls walk with their butt sticking out and... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
The sound that I just made was not human. omg, I’m dying…
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Just watched the latest Glee episode. I literally did not stop crying the entire time. My shirt was soaked from all the tears.
chanfors:
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
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Hella Nervous - Gravy Train!!!
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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I don’t know what to do with my life.
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Sloan: Vodka is not the lord.
Chelsea: Idk... they're both invisible and they both have a hand in unexplained pregnancies.
“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly...”
– Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (via girlreadthis)
Elevator blow jobs. (a haiku)
socialistscum:
Go down while rising,
It’s an oral paradox,
Oh damn one floor left,
